This is my TT bike. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My TT bike is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me my TT bike is useless. Without my TT bike, I am useless. I must ride my TT bike true. I must ride straighter than my competitor who is trying to beat me. I must beat him before he beats me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My TT bike and myself are defenders of my road. We are the masters of our competition. We are the saviours of my life. So be it ... until there is no competition... but peace. Amen.